We drank it so you don't have to.
Every hard seltzer on the shelf, tasted and scored out of 100. The good, the flat, and the ones that taste like a candle.
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The top five
Highest scored
100 means 100.
31 means run.
Fridge space
is finite.
No sponsors.
No mercy.
Malt
13
Vodka
13
Tequila / Agave
21
Tequila / Agave91VMC
Paloma
Paloma · 5.5% ABV · 140 cal
Tequila / Agave90Margs
Spicy Margarita
· 4.5% ABV · 100 cal
Tequila / Agave89Moth Paloma
Made with Tequila, Grapefruit Liqueur, Soda, Lime
Grapefruit, Lime · 5.9% ABV
Tequila / Agave77Mamitas
Pineapple
Pineapple · 5% ABV · 95 cal
Tequila / Agave71Waterbird
Ranch Water
Ranch water · 5% ABV
Gin
6
Gin70Long Drink
Zero
Citrus · 4.5% ABV · 99 cal
GinNot yet ratedThe Long Drink
Cranberry
Cranberry · 5.5% ABV · 190 cal
GinNot yet ratedThe Long Drink
Zero
Grapefruit (sugar-free) · 5.5% ABV · 90 cal
GinNot yet ratedThe Long Drink
Peach
Peach · 5.5% ABV · 190 cal
GinNot yet ratedThe Long Drink
Traditional
Grapefruit citrus · 5.5% ABV · 190 cal
